Lorem ipsum is gone

If you already don't know, what Lorem ipsum is, then let me tell you, that it is a non-sense text, incorrectly said to be based on Latin or Greek, used by web developers to fill-up some textual parts of webpage. Mainly to show end-user a placeholder, where a real text finally appear. Instead of for example writing some real article to fill-up example article body, they eager to use this text.

If you don't like Lorem ipsum of would like to have some replacements for it, then this article may help.

Here are few examples taken from Twitter Bootstrap repository. Here's the first one:

Raw denim you probably haven't heard of them jean shorts Austin. Nesciunt tofu stumptown aliqua, retro synth master cleanse. Mustache cliche tempor, williamsburg carles vegan helvetica. Reprehenderit butcher retro keffiyeh dreamcatcher synth. Cosby sweater eu banh mi, qui irure terry richardson ex squid. Aliquip placeat salvia cillum iphone. Seitan aliquip quis cardigan american apparel, butcher voluptate nisi qui.

Second one about some trucks:

Food truck fixie locavore, accusamus mcsweeney's marfa nulla single-origin coffee squid. Exercitation +1 labore velit, blog sartorial PBR leggings next level wes anderson artisan four loko farm-to-table craft beer twee. Qui photo booth letterpress, commodo enim craft beer mlkshk aliquip jean shorts ullamco ad vinyl cillum PBR. Homo nostrud organic, assumenda labore aesthetic magna delectus mollit. Keytar helvetica VHS salvia yr, vero magna velit sapiente labore stumptown. Vegan fanny pack odio cillum wes anderson 8-bit, sustainable jean shorts beard ut DIY ethical culpa terry richardson biodiesel. Art party scenester stumptown, tumblr butcher vero sint qui sapiente accusamus tattooed echo park.

Here comes the third one:

Banksy do proident, brooklyn photo booth delectus sunt artisan sed organic exercitation eiusmod four loko. Quis tattooed iphone esse aliqua. Master cleanse vero fixie mcsweeney's. Ethical portland aute, irony food truck pitchfork lomo eu anim. Aesthetic blog DIY, ethical beard leggings tofu consequat whatever cardigan nostrud. Helvetica you probably haven't heard of them carles, marfa veniam occaecat lomo before they sold out in shoreditch scenester sustainable thundercats. Consectetur tofu craft beer, mollit brunch fap echo park pitchfork mustache dolor.

Now, fourth:

Sunt qui biodiesel mollit officia, fanny pack put a bird on it thundercats seitan squid ad wolf bicycle rights blog. Et aute readymade farm-to-table carles 8-bit, nesciunt nulla etsy adipisicing organic ea. Master cleanse mollit high life, next level Austin nesciunt american apparel twee mustache adipisicing reprehenderit hoodie portland irony. Aliqua tofu quinoa +1 commodo eiusmod. High life williamsburg cupidatat twee homo leggings. Four loko vinyl DIY consectetur nisi, marfa retro keffiyeh vegan. Fanny pack viral retro consectetur gentrify fap.

Fifth one ends with some mysterious vegans:

Etsy mixtape wayfarers, ethical wes anderson tofu before they sold out mcsweeney's organic lomo retro fanny pack lo-fi farm-to-table readymade. Messenger bag gentrify pitchfork tattooed craft beer, iphone skateboard locavore carles etsy salvia banksy hoodie helvetica. DIY synth PBR banksy irony. Leggings gentrify squid 8-bit cred pitchfork. Williamsburg banh mi whatever gluten-free, carles pitchfork biodiesel fixie etsy retro mlkshk vice blog. Scenester cred you probably haven't heard of them, vinyl craft beer blog stumptown. Pitchfork sustainable tofu synth chambray yr.
Trust fund seitan letterpress, keytar raw denim keffiyeh etsy art party before they sold out master cleanse gluten-free squid scenester freegan cosby sweater. Fanny pack portland seitan DIY, art party locavore wolf cliche high life echo park Austin. Cred vinyl keffiyeh DIY salvia PBR, banh mi before they sold out farm-to-table VHS viral locavore cosby sweater. Lomo wolf viral, mustache readymade thundercats keffiyeh craft beer marfa ethical. Wolf salvia freegan, sartorial keffiyeh echo park vegan.

And finally... last, but not least one:

Trust fund seitan letterpress, keytar raw denim keffiyeh etsy art party before they sold out master cleanse gluten-free squid scenester freegan cosby sweater. Fanny pack portland seitan DIY, art party locavore wolf cliche high life echo park Austin. Cred vinyl keffiyeh DIY salvia PBR, banh mi before they sold out farm-to-table VHS viral locavore cosby sweater. Lomo wolf viral, mustache readymade thundercats keffiyeh craft beer marfa ethical. Wolf salvia freegan, sartorial keffiyeh echo park vegan.

Since these looks like a mix-up of English dictionary words with non-sense letter-mixes, maybe we should write a simple generator for such texts?

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